Oh…my…god. If she wasn’t at work, I would swear… Never mind! You’ll never understand the irony of this message.
Anyway, I’m not a believer in astrology, but apparently the “what’s your sign?” pick up line DOES actually work on occasion…

This response has been complete and utter gibberish. (See above gif!) Only one other person can understand it. And, no, I’m not telling you my sign. It’s personal. 😉