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Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Thiiiiiiiis is what I’m talking about

The comedian is Iliza Schlesinger and she is hilarious

silkbox:

Due to popular demand (or just,… demand?) I sat down and made this, literally, in the last two hours.

Unfortunately, it’s kind of squished-down so I WANT people to reblog it and correct/add their own stuff if they want to say something! The more information, the better.

I didn’t go too deeply into the technical names for the anatomy parts – you can google things pretty easily. But there IS one thing I want to add.

Due to the promotion of the clitoral stimulation, there are now some people under the impression that the clitoris is the end-all of orgasm achievement.

Please trust me when I say this is not true. I can’t really achieve clitoral orgasm very easily, and it’s kind of disappointing for me. On the other hand, I can reach G-spot orgasms and it’s tons better! It just goes to show you how many different ways bodies can be built. :3

silkbox:

Lots of people asked – so I went ahead and made one. 

Just like with the vagina one – this is by NO MEANS a complete set of information. If you have something to add, please reblog and add! I do not claim divine knowledge. I’m just one person, and this is just one post. 

Adding my own, in fact, as an afterthought; Just because you have a penis doesn’t mean people want to see it. Dick pics are great – if someone WANTS one. If they did not ask, or are not even talking about sexual endeavours, DON’T fuckin send them a dick pic. It’s literally that easy. Just don’t. Despite what you may think, it’s not sexy. It’s literally the opposite of. Chances are, your dick pic will be shown to everyone – and ridiculed, in detail, by everyone who the receiver likes better than you. Which, at that point, will probably be everyone they are associated with. 

I wrote 90% of this comic while eating dill pickles.