Let’s all take a moment of silence for that mother.
Tag: naughty confessions
I once gave my ex a blowjob when he was on the phone with his parents. Another time i got him off with my hand in the middle of dinner with a bunch of family. I wanted to see if anyone would notice; if they did, they didn’t say anything!
Are you SURE it was your ex that you were into? Maybe you were showing off for Mommy and/or Daddy there…
My girlfriends prom was on friday and it was at the zoo , and randomly she grabbed my hand and pulled me to a dark place near the lions were we fucked against a wall and right when my girl came she screamed and a lion roared haha no one heard her
What a crock. There was no lion! You fucked by the monkey cages and you just don’t want to admit it.
My ex and I had long rough sex in the public library men’s bathroom. A few people came in to use it and we just kept going.
I was walking in the park with my then-boyfriend and we got feeling mighty horny. We moved to the bushes behind a bench and he held his hand over my mouth as he fucked me. PEOPLE SAT ON THE BENCH! And they never saw or heard us. We saw them though!!
THAT WAS YOU??? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOME HORNY SQUIRRELS! #lifetimeregret
My chemistry class was always a little boring and my teacher had a monotonous voice, so to wake myself up, I would often go and finger myself in the bathroom and only come back once I had cum. Even people walking into the stall next to me just made it more exciting, trying to keep myself quiet to not let anyone know what I was there/what I was doing
Schools should encourage masturbation, honestly. It’s conducive to learning! It’s energizing. Takes the edge off the day. It’s a healthy release for the body.
Instead of study hall, there should be “jack/jill off time”. I bet we’d see a rise in test scores (among other things) and a happier student body overall!
Who wants to bring it to the Board of Education?
In high school I helped move stuff out of the old art room into a new one, and the one day it was just me because everyone left early, so naturally I started masturbating all over the room! I ended up squirting and had to throw a few things out!!
YOU SOILED THE ART ROOM? BLASPHEMY!
No, seriously, that’s amazing. But what if you ended up throwing out someone’s work who will end up being the next Andy Warhol? Your hormones could have ruined a priceless work of art! How will you be able to live with yourself???
This isn’t a sex story but I was sorting through folders in a storage trailer completely isolated from everyone else at work and I ended up masturbating in there! I was almost caught whooops!! I kept doing it though! It was SUCH a turn on. ♡
WHOO! Love it! I want an isolated spot like that to get off at work. Color me jealous…
Last Easter, my girlfriend and I were waiting at a Subway restaurant for her sister to come pick her up on the way back to college. The Subway was closed for the holiday, so the small parking lot was empty, but we were right by a busy road and full gas station. We were both super horny and ended up making out. She ended up giving me a handjob in the front seat, in broad day light, with people driving and walking past 10 feet away. Wish we had more time, who knows how far it could have gone!
I love Subway!
I went over to a friends house to hangout with a group and ended up having sex on the concrete floor in his basement in a room with antique toys with another guy
Sex in Norman Bates’ basement with dolls watching!?!?!
Sounds like a scene from American Horror story…kudos.
Sumptuous Daydreams 