Tag: chronicelsofacatlady

I sent you that ask because you seemed like you would be able to provide a positive and knowledgable response. However it appears you’d rather your followers not contact you for advice because you’d rather be an asshole. But no worries, I can always take my question to someone mature enough to give some advice.

Clearly you didn’t read the tags…

But, sure, I’m a total asshole and no one should ever contact me for advice ever because I am completely immature and don’t give a shit. I mean, that’s why I’ve answered over a hundred questions in great detail with painstaking care starting from the first day I made this blog. Also, I made sure to organize them by category and tagged everything carefully and created a separate page for  them so people could easily browse and find answers. It’s a sex and relationships FAQ by yours truly! But, no, you’re right. I’m an immature asshole. You found me out.

(why does no one ever read the tags???)

so I’m dating this guy and the sex is great, but Im a small girl and his dick is REALLY big. He always says he loves how tight I am, but I can’t help but feel a little embarrassed when its hard to get it in at first. Any advice? Also, I could really use advice on better blow jobs. Im good at it but because hes bigger than what I’m used to, my usual go-to moves don’t work as well.

Great sex. Big dick.

MY GOD I am so sorry for what you have to go through. It’s a truly harrowing ordeal from what you described. I mean, you could NOT be having sex. You could be having horrible sex! You could be having sex with a *gasp* tiny dick! But no, no, no. You are dealing with something far worse than all of those combined and I just want to personally say how sorry I am that you have to endure such things in your life. You’re a strong human being and I am sure that you will find a way to come out on the other side of this as a wiser, more empowered person.

Godspeed.