Tag: body

Dumb question, when a guy eats you out is there anything you are supposed to do while he is doing the deed? And another dumb question, will he think the v is gross and ugly? I always thought mine was kinda ugly, but that’s just me:p

Your vagina is a beautiful flower. WORSHIP THE V. It does magical things.

When a guy is eating you out, your only job is to enjoy it and do whatever you want to make it more enjoyable for you. Hump his face, grab his hair, push him to where you want him to go, hold him there, roll your hips, WHATEVER YOU WANT. If you’re not enjoying it, then there’s a real problem there and you need to correct it ASAP. You can start by giving him some instructions during.

It’s all about you when you’re getting eaten out so be as selfish as possible because that’s the only way it’s gonna be any good! In that moment, your partner is there to please YOU. So take advantage of that.

Not dumb questions. 😉

hi okay so i got fingered the other day (for the first time and i’m a virgin) and my pussy is really sore… is that normal? also i usually randomly get wet during the day but after i got fingered it’s more wet and i first i thought it was pee because it’s a little yellow but it smells like cum… is something wrong with me? thanku!!

Yes, it’s normal to be sore.

No, it should not be that color. Anything that’s not white or clear (and not related to your period) is an indication of an infection or an STD. See a doctor if that continues.

Is a 5 inch penis anything to be worried about size wise? I’ve always been very self conscious about it…

5 inches erect is perfectly average! The worst thing you can do is be self conscious about your dick. I’ve answered this question before though so see here.

Remember that it’s NOT all about the penis. Fingers, mouth, and tongue need to be equally important. If you master all four combined, then I promise you, you will NEVER have anything to worry about in that department. Men think it’s all about the size of their penis and that’s what’s going to please women the most. *RUDEBUZZERSOUND* Newsflash! It’s not all about the cock. And the guys who think it is? They’re fucking awful in bed.

“It’s a myth that using the penis is the main way to pleasure a woman” (Ian Kerner – look him up if you want!). It’s actually much harder for a woman to achieve a vaginal orgasm than a clitoral orgasm and since the clit is woefully neglected when you’re pumping away…it doesn’t matter if you’re 8 inches or 5 inches, it’s still not touching the clit, and therefore ignoring the central point of pleasure in the female body.

Stop worrying about how big your cock is and start worrying about what you’re going to do with the other means you have at your disposal to satisfy your partner. The penis is only one aspect of a much larger picture!

When I cum, there’s this white creamy stuff. Does that mean I ‘squirted’?

No.

When you “squirt” it’s a clear fluid. You would be more concerned with whether or not you had accidentally peed.

So there’s a few possible reasons for the “white creamy stuff”:

1) Our female ‘juices’ change texture over the course of a month due to our menstrual cycle. Right after your period ends, it may be a lot like lotion, creamy, smooth. Closer to ovulation, it becomes clearer (not always though) and slippery. As soon as you ovulate, the fluid becomes thick and sticky. This all happens because the vagina is a self cleaning, nifty little sucker. Awesome! 😉

2) It could just be a frothy foam worked up through vigorous intercourse, coating the penis, and making your usual lubrication look different.

3) If the discharge has a not-so-great odor and/or looks kind of lumpy like cottage cheese then you probably have a yeast infection or an STI and you should see your doctor to have it treated ASAP.

4) It’s a possible oversight, but are you certain the “white creamy stuff” isn’t semen? Just throwing that thought out there…

What would you recommend for preventing and getting rid of bumps from shaving the bikini area?

Oh, the joys of being a woman… Fuck that shit.

Razor bumps are the devil.

To prevent:

-Use warm water

-New blade (ALWAYS!)

-Lubricate well

-Trim before shaving

-Shave in the same direction of hair growth instead of against it (you lessen irritation that way). So generally that means shave in a downward direction.

-Treat the area immediately after you shave with a product that contains glycolic acid or salicylic acid to prevent ingrown hairs and/or inflamed follicles (that’s what those bumps are). Bikini Zone is popular and cheap, but I would ask around to see if other people have their personal favorites.

If you still get the bumps…

-Treat with a topical hydrocortisone cream until they go away (try twice a day). If you have itching, it helps with that too. Tend Skin
is more expensive than the cream, but it is effective in getting rid of the bumps. (Tend Skin is also useful for helping with bumps you get after waxing!)

-GENTLY exfoliate the area. Try massaging it using a loofah or washcloth, etc. Nothing too harsh though! It’ll get rid of the dead skin.

-Wear loose underwear (or no underwear) and loose clothing while you’re treating it. Tight clothes cause friction and irritation which will make it take longer to heal.

Did I mention that razor bumps are the devil?

imagethetvgivethandthetvtakethaway replied to your post: about 3 or 4 weeks ago my boyfriend at the time…

do you ever just wanna say “fuck this shit, im out”, damn people are clueless, it freaks me out. Dont people learn anything in bio class, at least.

Actually, no, it doesn’t. I don’t mind (though it does worry me sometimes…). Some people are really young and inexperienced. Besides, did any of us ACTUALLY pay attention in sex ed or biology in high school? I don’t remember anything beyond some weird old cartoons that everyone laughed at… We usually learn all this elsewhere, ie. our parents. (I did pay attention to bio in college though!) Some people don’t have those same opportunities for information so they go online. If being reassured is what they need or if they’re looking for some advice, I’m all too happy to help to the best of my knowledge. *shrug*

That said…

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1) Sperm is not an almighty god that can make its way through two solid layers of clothing, bypassing your tampon/pad, swim up your vaginal channel, your cervix, into your uterus, through the fallopian tubes, and impregnate a new egg while your uterine lining is in the process of shedding an old one. Guys might like to think of their ‘little soldiers’ as the mega dudes of their manhood who make miracles happen, but it’s just not gonna happen like that.

2) You will not get pregnant from a handjob unless the “handjob” actually means a penis ejaculates into your vagina. Or if semen is ejaculated onto your exposed vagina. Or you use a turkey baster to collect the semen ejaculated after the handjob and then insert it into your vagina… Okay, I think you get where I’m going with this.

3) It is HIGHLY UNLIKELY that you could even get pregnant while you have your period to begin with. Even if you did have unprotected vaginal intercourse, there is an very, very small chance that you would get pregnant. I wouldn’t take any chances though. Always be safe. Shit happens.

Any questions? Thoughts? Ask box is open!

I figured this would be a good blog to ask this on. I know for a fact I have a less-than-average penis when compared to all these huge ones I see in porn and on this blog. When its not hard its ~3″ and when it is hard its ~5″. 1. Do girls honestly care what it is when its flaccid? And 2. Should I really be as embarrassed as I am about it?

Okay, first, if you are seriously comparing yourself to what you see in porn, STOP. That’s absurd! Those men are able to be in the business because they’re abnormally large. Porn is a complete distortion of reality for both men and women. Let’s just be clear there.

If you’re 5” erect then you are perfectly normal. The average male penis erect size is 5”-6”. And, no, women do not care when it’s flaccid (unless it shouldn’t be flaccid at that particular time, then yeah, you have a problem on your hands). Honestly, women don’t want to see your penis unless it’s time for it to do some work anyway.

Do not be embarrassed. Confidence is one of the biggest turn on’s. Own your cock and use it as one of the many tools you have to make some women very, very satisfied customers.