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Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Thiiiiiiiis is what I’m talking about

The comedian is Iliza Schlesinger and she is hilarious

silkbox:

Due to popular demand (or just,… demand?) I sat down and made this, literally, in the last two hours.

Unfortunately, it’s kind of squished-down so I WANT people to reblog it and correct/add their own stuff if they want to say something! The more information, the better.

I didn’t go too deeply into the technical names for the anatomy parts – you can google things pretty easily. But there IS one thing I want to add.

Due to the promotion of the clitoral stimulation, there are now some people under the impression that the clitoris is the end-all of orgasm achievement.

Please trust me when I say this is not true. I can’t really achieve clitoral orgasm very easily, and it’s kind of disappointing for me. On the other hand, I can reach G-spot orgasms and it’s tons better! It just goes to show you how many different ways bodies can be built. :3

silkbox:

Lots of people asked – so I went ahead and made one. 

Just like with the vagina one – this is by NO MEANS a complete set of information. If you have something to add, please reblog and add! I do not claim divine knowledge. I’m just one person, and this is just one post. 

Adding my own, in fact, as an afterthought; Just because you have a penis doesn’t mean people want to see it. Dick pics are great – if someone WANTS one. If they did not ask, or are not even talking about sexual endeavours, DON’T fuckin send them a dick pic. It’s literally that easy. Just don’t. Despite what you may think, it’s not sexy. It’s literally the opposite of. Chances are, your dick pic will be shown to everyone – and ridiculed, in detail, by everyone who the receiver likes better than you. Which, at that point, will probably be everyone they are associated with. 

I wrote 90% of this comic while eating dill pickles.

Hey(: I was just wondering; do guys mind when girls have stretch marks? I have them on both sides of my butt and it’s not something I’m too comfortable with.

I can tell you that it, personally, doesn’t bother me in the slightest. I have some too. And lots of guys have stretch marks as well. They’re like little scars. Are we really going to be SO SHALLOW as to be put off by someone’s scars? We all have them.

Many guys that I know aren’t bothered by stretch marks, but I can’t speak for all guys. What I can tell you that if someone is put off by some stretch marks…they’ve saved you the time and trouble of having to get to know them.

Whenever I get horny and turned on, before anyone even touches me, I get these deep aching pains in my vagina. Is this normal? Because it didn’t always used to happen until somewhat recently

No, that is not normal and usually indicative of a problem going on. I would make an appointment with your gynecologist and have it checked out. It could be nothing or it could be a symptom of something real happening (ie. ovarian cysts, inflammatory pelvic disease, something with your uterus, etc.) Get it checked out. Better to know than to be in pain and speculating.

Even if I’m really wet, it still hurts when he puts it in sometimes. What helps with this? If it’s arrousal, I don’t really know anything about what arrousal. I’m really tight like It hurts just puting a finger in me. I guess lots of advice with penetration would help

Is he going slow or rushing? You need to have a lot of foreplay, a lot of fooling around and kissing and touching before trying it. And even then, you have to go slow, ease in, let your body adjust to it. The more often you do it, the easier it gets, but you have to let your body adjust – he can’t just ram into you before you’re ready especially when your body is very new to this.

Are you sure you’re wet enough? Try using a water based lube and see if that makes a difference. Also, if you’re worried or nervous about the penetration – that works against you. It’ll make you tighter and dry. Try to relax, lie down comfortably, kiss and touch and have him rub circles around your clit for a little until you’re soaking wet and then he can slowly push a finger in and test it out. He shouldn’t be jamming them in and immediately trying to fuck you.

There was a post on tumblr I saw recently that said girls enjoy fingering when “you know the difference between summoning a genie and stuffing a chicken”. So accurate.

Your body needs to relax in order to open up more to the intrusion. Have you tried oral sex? Having him go down on you? That’s one of the best things to make penetration more pleasurable for you – if he can get you to orgasm BEFORE penetration, the contractions from your orgasm will naturally open your channel and you’ll be well aroused and ready for him. Even if you don’t orgasm through oral, the oral still helps a lot because that pleasure will help your body relax, open, lubricate itself with your arousal, and make you ready for penetration. Send him down there and let it happen! Oral is gold.

If none of this works then I would say it’s time to see a doctor because it’s possible there may be some health issue going on or an obstruction that’s causing you pain. (If you can use a tampon without pain, then there’s no obstruction.)

The point is, sex should not hurt. So keep asking why and don’t ever just accept things the way they are. You will figure it out and you will experience pleasure, just keep looking for different answers/ways because sex does not and should not hurt (unless you want it to, but that’s a whole ‘nother thing).

Baby lesbo here. I like the concept of eating pussy and I love being eaten in turn. The reality of it is a little tougher though; between the hair stuck between my teeth and the acidic taste, it’s all I can do to hide gagging in front of my girl. I can make her come with my hands, but I want to be able to give oral. Is pussy a taste I can aquire? I did some googling and read that after about 20 tastes I’ll like it. Is that true? If not, how do I start that conversation w/o making her feel badly?

Uh, you shouldn’t be gagging really. Ask her to shave/wax. Tell her you think it’d be hot. I personally think it’s an acceptable thing to ask of a partner who’s down there doing all the work! 😉 No more hair problems!

The taste… All women are different. Some people are more sensitive to it than others. And, yeah, it can be an acquired taste. You’ll get used to it. Stop thinking about it so much and instead just focus on how much she’s enjoying it. The less you think about what you’re tasting and more about how your girl is writhing around and moaning beneath you, the hotter it’ll be.

If it’s really that strong all the time (taste changes based on where a woman is at in her menstrual cycle) then it might be a diet/health issue. It shouldn’t be overwhelmingly strong, but it’s not like you’re eating ice cream either. lol. You’re gonna love it after you get used to it.