WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING THIS TO YOUR POOR MOTHERS?
My ex fingered me in the back seat of the car while my mom was driving and talking to us.
Once I had sex with my ex boyfriend while I was watching a movie with my family, he and I spooned on the floor and he fucked me until I came
Must have been a good movie.
I let a girl tie me up and spend a good few hours playing with me using various means. Fingers, tongue, and different toys. She’s the reason I realized I wasn’t straight.
I’m not sure if this is a sexual story or a story about playtime at preschool… Very similar scenarios.
Fucked my ex on her moms bed and her mom laid on my cum and we told her it was lotion haha
Let’s all take a moment of silence for that mother.
I once gave my ex a blowjob when he was on the phone with his parents. Another time i got him off with my hand in the middle of dinner with a bunch of family. I wanted to see if anyone would notice; if they did, they didn’t say anything!
Are you SURE it was your ex that you were into? Maybe you were showing off for Mommy and/or Daddy there…
My girlfriends prom was on friday and it was at the zoo , and randomly she grabbed my hand and pulled me to a dark place near the lions were we fucked against a wall and right when my girl came she screamed and a lion roared haha no one heard her
What a crock. There was no lion! You fucked by the monkey cages and you just don’t want to admit it.
My ex and I had long rough sex in the public library men’s bathroom. A few people came in to use it and we just kept going.
I was walking in the park with my then-boyfriend and we got feeling mighty horny. We moved to the bushes behind a bench and he held his hand over my mouth as he fucked me. PEOPLE SAT ON THE BENCH! And they never saw or heard us. We saw them though!!
THAT WAS YOU??? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOME HORNY SQUIRRELS! #lifetimeregret
My chemistry class was always a little boring and my teacher had a monotonous voice, so to wake myself up, I would often go and finger myself in the bathroom and only come back once I had cum. Even people walking into the stall next to me just made it more exciting, trying to keep myself quiet to not let anyone know what I was there/what I was doing
Schools should encourage masturbation, honestly. It’s conducive to learning! It’s energizing. Takes the edge off the day. It’s a healthy release for the body.
Instead of study hall, there should be “jack/jill off time”. I bet we’d see a rise in test scores (among other things) and a happier student body overall!
Who wants to bring it to the Board of Education?
In high school I helped move stuff out of the old art room into a new one, and the one day it was just me because everyone left early, so naturally I started masturbating all over the room! I ended up squirting and had to throw a few things out!!
YOU SOILED THE ART ROOM? BLASPHEMY!
No, seriously, that’s amazing. But what if you ended up throwing out someone’s work who will end up being the next Andy Warhol? Your hormones could have ruined a priceless work of art! How will you be able to live with yourself???
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