Okay, in all seriousness, this Paypal offer got me thinking.

I know a lot of you request the sources for my gifs (even with the disclaimer on my blog saying I won’t do that). I get messages in my ask every day about it. So how many of you would pay – let’s say $20 USD – to have me upload and directly send you the videos I use to make my gifs? Do you really want them that badly?

If a good number of you want to do this, I’d be willing to consider it. It would work like this: once you send me the set amount then any video that I’ve used or will use in the future for gifs, you can request it specifically. I’ll upload it and give you the direct link for downloading. It’s cheaper and offers more versatility than having to sign up for one website where they require monthly payments. My offer would be one payment, then free access to anything I’ve used and will use!

So send me some messages, tell me what you think, and/or like this post if this is something you’d be interested in! No promises that this will happen – I’m just seeing if there’s an interest right now. If there’s no interest then we’ll forget all about it! 🙂

Hi, I need new masturbating ideas. (I’m a female!) When I masturbate I get wet and horny and everythings going good but then I sort of get bored and can’t carry on because I’m running out of idea’s hot to keep myself stimulated.. I’d love to hit an orgasm! I can’t get any toys because I’m only 16.

My boyfriend and I have sex alot, and it is good, HOWEVER, I have been diagnosed with endometriosis and sex hurts for me alot. Is there any way of avoiding this? can we do other stuff to get the same effect?

I’m not a doctor! This is really a question for your gynecologist and I strongly advise you talk to them about it. There’s no need to be embarrassed. Your doctor will know what you can do and what will be effective taking your diagnosis into consideration.

That said, penetration is the issue, correct? Well, it would do you a service to use all those things you considered “foreplay” before as more of a central focus now. Oral sex is the best! 😉

Also, I don’t know how severe your condition is, but I have heard that different positions actually help make it less painful. Missionary is the worst, but side by side and doggy style are a little more comfortable because of the angle of penetration. Try it and see what happens? If not, back to oral and foreplay – all day, every day!

Again, please, PLEASE, discuss this with your doctor. It’s not anything new for them, they’ve had this discussion a thousand times over with women with same problem. So suck it up and go talk to them about it. If you want a healthy sex life – that’s what you need to do to get it.

Before anal what should i do to get all the waste out of my ass? Also will i bleed?

Try to make sure you go to the bathroom at least an hour before having sex. Shower and soap up everything really well. If you are able to go, then don’t worry about ‘cleaning out’. Just clean your asshole in the shower! 🙂

If you can’t go, then maybe you can use an enema at least a few hours prior to having intercourse. If you do it right before you have sex, it dries you out and you’ll be more prone to rips or tears. You can buy a disposable enema kit at your local drugstore. It’s not healthy to do an enema very often so practice sparingly. There have also been studies done where it shows that enemas or any other kind of “waste cleansing” measures taken can cause more problems than they solve and have been implicated in the increased transmission of STI’s (including HIV).

Just be aware that it’s not necessary to “anal douche” before having anal intercourse. If you’re regular and not constipated, you’ll likely be clean inside already. The waste isn’t stored there. You’re also going to be using a condom (RIGHT?) and that’s the safest, cleanest way to have anal sex.

You should not bleed if you do it properly. You need to go really slowly, prepare your body for it (anal stimulation like rimming, slowly working lubed up fingers in, stretching your asshole by spreading out your buttcheeks, etc.), and use PLENTY OF LUBE. Seriously, there is no such thing as too much lube during anal.

If you bleed afterwards, that means rectal tissue got torn or damaged during sex (which should not happen!). You need to have your muscles be relaxed and open and your partner can’t be too rough with you. Rough anal will cause bleeding.

I’m sure I don’t have to say this, but I will anyway. WEAR A CONDOM. It’s not just for safety – it will allow him to move in and out of you more easily and prevent anal fissures (tearing).

I’m 17 and been with my first proper boyfriend for 5 months now. i’m not very experienced but i would like to rub him down there. I’m not ready for sex and i’m not ready for a proper hand job. do you have any advice on how I could do it through his underwear, how long and how to keep it hot while making out? thanks

Well, that’s a bit problematic because how far do you plan on taking it? I completely understand not being ready for anything more and you should wait as long as you need, but if you tease him too much, you’re going to give your boyfriend a serious case of blue balls and that’s just mean. So until you’re ready to actually get him off, I would keep that kind of touching/teasing to a minimum.

You can massage him through his pants, cup him there, put your knee in between his legs while making out so it rubs against his crotch, straddle him so you can dry hump, etc.

But do this sparingly and not for more than a few seconds because he’s going to have a massive hard on if you do too much and then with no release, that sucks for him. If he does come, then it’s gonna be in his pants and that’s a sticky, gross mess for him and it doesn’t sound like you’re ready for him to be doing that either. So the best thing you can do to make it easier on your boyfriend (and your relationship) until you’re ready for more, is to avoid getting him too excited.

Keep kissing. Keep taking little steps that you feel comfortable with. But keep in mind that he’s a teenage boy with very little control over his body’s reactions so to be the best girlfriend you can be is to understand that and hold off on touching below the waist until you’re ready for more there. Don’t feel pressured to do anything for him. You’ll be ready when you’re ready and if he’s the kind of guy you want to be with, he’ll respect that.

I get lots of pleasure from I don’t know what to call this… But… I would just rub my pussy.. And get LOADS of pleasure. I would go to the bathroom and there would be cum everywhere! It’s annoying! I want to know any types of other ways to get the same feeling. I pretty much orgasm when I do this. Help?!

The word you’re looking for is “masturbating”. That’s what you call it.