silkbox:

Lots of people asked – so I went ahead and made one. 

Just like with the vagina one – this is by NO MEANS a complete set of information. If you have something to add, please reblog and add! I do not claim divine knowledge. I’m just one person, and this is just one post. 

Adding my own, in fact, as an afterthought; Just because you have a penis doesn’t mean people want to see it. Dick pics are great – if someone WANTS one. If they did not ask, or are not even talking about sexual endeavours, DON’T fuckin send them a dick pic. It’s literally that easy. Just don’t. Despite what you may think, it’s not sexy. It’s literally the opposite of. Chances are, your dick pic will be shown to everyone – and ridiculed, in detail, by everyone who the receiver likes better than you. Which, at that point, will probably be everyone they are associated with. 

I wrote 90% of this comic while eating dill pickles.