My chemistry class was always a little boring and my teacher had a monotonous voice, so to wake myself up, I would often go and finger myself in the bathroom and only come back once I had cum. Even people walking into the stall next to me just made it more exciting, trying to keep myself quiet to not let anyone know what I was there/what I was doing

Schools should encourage masturbation, honestly. It’s conducive to learning! It’s energizing. Takes the edge off the day. It’s a healthy release for the body.

Instead of study hall, there should be “jack/jill off time”. I bet we’d see a rise in test scores (among other things) and a happier student body overall!

Who wants to bring it to the Board of Education?