True story: okay so one time I was about to shag a guy and we were both naked and baked and right before I was going to give him head he called me “mommy” (kinda like how girls call guys daddy I guess?) and we just stared at each other and I slowly put my clothes on and told him some bullshit story about forgetting to feed my cat, that isn’t bad is it? Cause I still feel terrible

I’m so sorry! That’s terrible! lol. Of course you were put out of the mood by that. No woman wants to be called “mommy” in the bedroom.

(Unless that’s a specific fetish… And if that is your thing then you need to have a discussion with your partner about that before trying anything out because you will risk having very similar situations to the above. Some people might be into it, some might not. Don’t take the risk and ruin everything – talk before you act.)

I understand how you felt the need to run far, far away and as fast as you possibly could, but you really didn’t need to make it such an uncomfortable situation! You could have broken up the tension by using humor. Perhaps by joking that you don’t plan on being called that until you actually are one. Anything to make it seem less awful and awkward for the guy!

Plus, you were both high! That should be taken into account when looking back at him saying that, haha.

I’m not saying you were wrong for leaving. You were obviously made to feel very uncomfortable and unsexy so anything happening after that was out of the question. But it didn’t have to be SO BAD as to make up a story about forgetting to feed your cat??? I mean…really…your cat wasn’t going to survive for the 20 mins you were going to use to have sex? lulz. Maybe you should prepare a better excuse for future situations if you need a fast exit because that one is NOT going to cut it…

In situations like that, humor, honesty, and no judgment is your best course of action. You could have told him the truth, nicely, with a non-judgmental tone: you just weren’t into it and it wasn’t going to happen tonight.

Then you put on your clothes, say goodbye, and run away from the boy with mommy issues…